De Donde Esta El Bano! How Great Am I At Spanish? Not Great At All. No Bueno.
I Can Ask Where The Bathroom Is And Can Say I Have A Cat In My Pants. The First One Might Come In Handy, and If I Ever Have To Use The Other One I'll Be Worried.

So It's Been About 300 years, 79 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds since I've Been On This Delightful Internet Site. Some Of You May Have Been Worried and Thought I Died. Others Have Probably Been Jumping For Joy While Wearing Funny Mustaches and Singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" In High Pitched Girly Voices, Repeatedly In The Middle Of A Yellow Road. Yes? I Knew It.

For Those Of You Not Joining In The Beautiful Ballad, I Didn't Die. Just Forgot My Password, Then Moved, Then Didn't Have Internet For A While, La Da Da Da, And Really Bad Eggs.

Here's A Live Update Of My Life Because I'm Sure You've Had Nothing Better To Do And Have Just Been Getting Online Everyday Wanting An Update Of My Incredibly Uneventful, Boring Existence.

I Am Sitting On My Ass, Watching Batman Returns, Wanting It To Be Saturday, And Missing My Friends.
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